◐ HALF — THE PIE THAT SPLITS
The table can't agree, so the pie splits — ham on one side, seafood on the other, slices already taken from the middle.

Slices already taken from the middle — the cut is where the sharing starts.
Ham and sausage over melted cheese, on a thick stuffed-crust edge — the half for the table that wants the familiar pie.
Shrimp, broccoli and green sauce over cheese — the half for the table that wants the sea on its slice. A visitor caption calls the thick crust here the house preference.
◐ CRUST
The edge is thick and stuffed, visible all the way around the pie — the crust is part of the argument, not an afterthought.
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